‘DA WEEKLY JIZZ
May 14, 2018
ATTA BOYZ goes out to Gary and Rob who both pulled a Steiner Reversal with their scores this week compared to last…their sandbagging paid off as they made up some ground in the points dept…Careful playing with Lindgren…as apparently he hit Ziggy in the vulnerable area during play…Ziggy is beginning to attract a lot of jizz lately though so I’m thinking instigator???…Matt and Bill split their 50/50 ticket and won…can’t pinpoint why…just seems shady…SKINS WITH HANDICAP TONIGHT so record your handicap score on each hole please…$90 in the progressive pot tonight…Rule: If you don’t show up for golf and don’t get a sub, we will give you 8 points for the night, but this will only occur no more than twice for the season…otherwise what you sub does will count towards your point total…Don’t ask what hole you start on…just read the sheet…Jizz it down the middle…
May 07, 2018
ATTA BOYZ goes out to Matt and Fireball Kranzo for a couple of sub 40’s rounds while the rest of the league struggled…I think all the year end pots are done–so you don’t need to bring $100 anymore just to play 9 holes…Progressive Pot has a $60 carry over already…Everyone has a 2018 handicap established now so just follow the normal way to figure out strokes…While Gary missed the Progressive Pot he did bring home the only birdie and skin for the night…so he is the early Money Leader…SKINS WITHOUT HANDICAPS tonight and we will do WITH handicap next week…so if you are going to sandbag…now is the time…Jizz it with feeling.