‘DA WEEKLY JIZZ’
August 10, 2020
ATTA BOYZ goes out to Denny Benvenuti who again pars the back nine of the course with a great round of [35]…little atta boyz goes to Jordan Murray & Johnny Garrity (3 over 38’s), Dave Maddox and Gary Kwapik (4 over 39’s)…So since highlighting the holes on everyone’s cards, they seem to find their holes quicker…Haven’t heard Scott Stay complain about his handicap yet, but he dropped to a 8, so it’s coming…Did hear that Ray’s choice of subs were not liked by his opponents, yep they played well and took a few points…Bashar continues to show great improvement in his game and moves up a slot into 2nd place…Alex Moses was disappointed in his last weeks round as he shot a lousy 42, took 9 points and maintains a 10 point lead in first place, WOW, sucks to be you Alex…we have one more week of regular competition before our final position round (August 24th) to determine the top four players that will be playing for the top spot in the league…Dave Maddox has a $45.00 lead for top money leader with a few weeks to go…Week 12 will be SKINS WITHOUT HANDICAPS…Jizz it with lots of par and birdies…
‘DA WEEKLY JIZZ’
July 13, 2020
ATTA BOYZ goes out to Denny Benvenuti who again pars the back nine of the course with a [35]…a little atta boyz goes to Dave Maddox (2 over 37) and Gary Kwapik (4 over 39)…Its amazing that no one is getting lost going to their holes as the highlighter is definitely helping in hole guidance…We Welcome back Scott Stay, who is now protesting his handicap… He claims he has never been a 7… he asked Brad, last years secretary to look into it, and let the President or Secretary know if that is accurate handicap or an adjustment must be made…Looks like Gary Kwapik’s tears (of joy) carried over into week 7 as he took the only skin of the night for a whopping $72.00…Sandbagger of the night has to go to Dan McLatcher, with Steiner a close runner up as both are maintaining a higher than normal handicap…Surprise, surprise, surprise, all the cards came in last week…OK Mr. Haas, you are off the hook…Week 8 will be SKINS WITHOUT HANDICAPS...Jizz it with lots of birdies…
‘DA WEEKLY JIZZ’
June 22,2020
ATTA BOYZ goes to Denny Benvenuti who comes into the watering hole with a par round of [36]. Dave Maddox and Gary Kwapik get the little Atta Boys for their 3 over rounds of 39’s. I am still trying to figure out what continues to happen to Mike Haas’s card that I make out each week… for the second week in a row he had to turn in an ‘unofficial score card’… Mike check your back pocket or check with Gary Haack and see if he still has it…We had a lot of low rounds with handicap in week 4… Mark Steiner (last week sandbagger) turned in a actual 42 (and with handicap) he posts the lowest round for the night at (32)…Scott Stay is in the top ten in the standings sheet and hasn’t even played yet..He may win the league at this rate…The Sandbagger of the Week has to go to Nick Milantoni who jumped from the low forties in the first two weeks all the way up to a 55…wasn’t even on the expressway, maybe not in the fairway much either… Gary Kwapik has finally won the 50/50… I almost saw a tear come from his eyes as I handed him the cash… No more crying Gary…SKINS WITH HANDICAP AGAIN THIS WEEK on the back nine…Jizz it all the way down the fairway boys…
‘DA WEEKLY JIZZ’
June 15,2020
ATTA BOYZ goes to Jaron (Ziggy) Zuege for posting a 1 over par round of (36). A second ATTA BOYZ goes to Dave Maddox for his second round of (37), posting a two over round last week. Well, it looks like the highlighter worked, as nobody complained nor got lost going to their holes in week three. Seems like the subs coming in are sharing in the wealth of the league, as Gary Setchow nailed a birdie on tough number 17. Nice birdie Gary… I think maybe we should take a vote amongst the fellars to see if when we play the back nine that maybe we can just not play #14… It seemed to take its toll on many of the league players in last weeks round… All in all it was a pretty nice night and everyone seemed to come in without any broken clubs. Mr. Haas decided to be careful about lowering his handicap, as he added a significant additional strokes to this weeks round. Sandbagger of the week goes to none other than the President of the League, Mark (where did that one go) Steiner, who bumped up his handicap 6 strokes. Someone is in real trouble this week…Brad…As Phil would say, Jizz it with a lot of birdies on the front nine this week…..SKINS WITH HANDICAPS THIS WEEK!!
‘DA WEEKLY JIZZ’
06/01/20
ATTA BOYZ to Mark Steiner and Ray Ressler for stepping in to help keep the Fluid League going as Dave and Brad are waylaid in business situations this year due to the current pandemic. Mark will be the acting President and Ray will handle the Secretarial duties for the 2020 season. Mark has sent out the league formats for the season and I have posted it on the website for easy reference. We will make the best of this shortened season and have fun as always.
